Corrupt a wish

granted, but you grow 10 50" white hairs per minute till you die. )

I wish for GA to shut down when we finally graduate. )

eto na poh. xD

granted , but then MhCs bought GA and opened it again


i wish i had a gibson lespaul 1987 custom / goltop

try srewin this noW

granted, but then we wont give you one =p

I wish for a.b prime minister to dissapear along with his a.b minions

granted , but then they all came back )

i wish for cheaper raves

granted , but there are no raves in the philippines ..so too bad

i wish to go to america

granted, but then a tsunami washed it off the world map.

I wish for crayons. :>

granted , but i ate them all . yummy

i wish for hitler ti be revived

granted , but Hitler revived with out brain ^^

i wish for a pistol gun

granted , but then i shot u wid it

i wish for my old haircut

granter, unfortunately you have no hair lOl

i wish for a million dollars

Granted, but then I spent it all ^^

I wish to schmoopie baby was with me

granted , but i get the baby

i wish for a martial law ^^

granted, but Ninoy wont allow it

I wish for a new hat

granted, but the wind is so strong the hat flew away and you cant find it ^^
i wish for a new yahoo hack ^^

granted, but you can only hack gay people

i wish for new pair of chucks

granted, but then ur demon dogs ate them.

I wish for world peace. \m/

granted , but north korean pres launched the missile , directly to all countries

i wish for my demon dogs to be not demon dogs

granted, but they look like mutated NON-DEMON dogs.

I wish for poof, the kyooootest little fairy evah ^^

granted , but then he exploded *poof*


i wish i have bigger eyes

harsh harsh..xp
hmm, granted. but then those big eyes come with a giant nose.

I wish for rc cola.xD

grantedd but it has no bottle .. so too bad

i wish for ipod nanu

granted, but you got the biggest nano ever.. you know, as big as a cabinet maybe.xD

I wish for a merry Christmas.

Granted, but Gideon won't allow it xD

I wish I had insomnia

Granted, But I gave you the song....



I wish to have windows 8

granted, but its at pentium 1

i wish for more chocolates